Hello there! Please tell me how tempting and lustful I am. Just close Your eyes and imagine all the things I'm about to do for You. Now You should compare the result with reality... and visit my private room if You like.
What turns me on:
I'd be seriously turned on if You could lick Your own elbow :oD
What turns me off:
I am always in the mood for sex but one can easily turn me off being pushy.